OUT ON A DATE ON CINQO DE MAYO
SLAMMIN BACK SHOTS OF TEQUILA
SOME DRUNK MUSCLEHEAD WANTS TO TAKE MY GIRL
TO BE HIS NEXT EX-SENORITA
I CAN'T BACK DOWN WHEN SHE NEEDS ME THE MOST
I GOT TO BE A SUPER HERO NOW
I'M READY AS I'LL EVER BE
TO SAVE A KITTEN UP A TREE
I CAN BE HER BIG AND STRONG
RESCUE HER FROM KING KONG
CAUSE I'M READY AS I'LL EVER BE
POWDER BLUE CAMARO ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
ENGINE SMOKIN LIKE A CHIMNEY
SHE WAS HOT AND HELPLESS WAVIN ME DOWN
STIRRED UP THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR IN ME
I DIDN'T NEED EINSTEIN TO FIGURE IT OUT
SHE WAS A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS ALONE
I WOUND UP TAKIN HER HOME
I'M READY AS I'LL EVER BE
TO SAVE A KITTEN UP ATREE
I CAN BE YOUR BIG AND STRONG
RESCUE YOU FROM KING KONG
CAUSE I'M READY AS I'LL EVER BE
HOT WATER- I'LL GET YOU OUT OF A JAM
TROUBLE- ELEVEN ON A SCALE OF TEN
BLESS MY SOUL- IT NEVER ENDS
IF YOU'RE CUTE, YOU'RE IN MY FUTURE,
BABY, LET'S BE FRIENDS!
REPEAT CHORUS 2
I'M READY AS I'LL EVER BE
I'M READY AS I'LL EVER BE
