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I'm Gonna Gitcha (featuring Dave McCurry on lead vocals)



Credits
Lyric Credits: Sam Cooper
Music Credits: Sam Cooper
Producer Credits: Sam Cooper
Performance Credits: Dave McCurry--lead vocals, harmonica; Sam Cooper--all other tracks
Description
Short Song Description:
Vengence and humor together!
Long Song Description:
Ever been screwed over by someone? Well, maybe you wish you were the guy singing this song!
Metadata
Song Length 3:38
Primary Genre Country-General
Tempo / Feel Country-Honky Tonk
Tempo / Feel Medium Slow (91 - 110)
Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1 Insults
Mood 1 Composed
Similar Artist 1 Weird Al Yankovic
Similar Artist 2 Garth Brooks
Language English
Lyrics
I?M GONNA GITCHA
words and music by Sam Cooper

Knock, knock?(Who?s there?)
Alma?(Alma, who?)
Alma knock you upside that big whoatamelon haid a yours so hard, by the time you wake up, yo clothes may be back in style?

(Now) here?s a toast to my so-called friend,
(Who when I) turned my back, he gave it to me in the end?
Now, I?m gonna gitcha.
(Now) I don?t care ?bout no what?s, where?s or when?s,
All I?ve gotta know is I?ll have my sweet revenge,
Now, I?m gonna gitcha.

(chorus)
(Now I?m) sorry that a friend like you had to defect,
(Now I?m) gonna have to gitcha when you least expect,
Payback?s a bitch and you oughta be rich when I finish payin? you back,
Now, buddy, I?m gonna gitcha.

(When) we were in the bar and I turned around to hear,
You were the guy who thought it funny puttin? ketchup in my beer, (I didn?t order no Killian?s Red, dammit)
Now, I?m gonna gitcha.
(And) every time I had a woman on my arm,
(You) told her that I had VD, a wife and seven children on a farm,
Sometimes I wanna hit ya.

(chorus)
Sorry that a friend like you had to defect,
(Now I?m) gonna have to gitcha when you least expect,
Payback?s a bitch and you oughta be rich when I finish payin? you back,
Now, buddy, I?m gonna gitcha.

(Now) don?t you think you carried things a little bit too far,
(When you) spray painted all kinds of filthy words on my momma?s new car.
Now, I?m gonna gitcha,
(Now) when I gitcha, pal, I?m gonna make you squirm,
(But) you won?t get away, ?cause I?ll have you hooked you little worm.
Now, I?m gonna gitcha,
(Well), how do ya like them apples, I?m walkin? in and you?re leavin?,
(I) may not be mad, that?s ?cause I know I?m gittin? even, don?t you worry,
?Cause I?m gonna gitcha, you dumb sombitch?
Now, I?m gonna gitcha, (and your whole family, too!)?.(vamp out)