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CAN'T MAKE A JOKE (Trent Jeffcoat-vocal)



Credits
Lyric Credits: Chris Gantry, Jon Roniger and Sam Cooper
Music Credits: Chris Gantry, Jon Roniger and Sam Cooper
Producer Credits: Sam Cooper
Publisher Credits: Studio 33 Music/Chris Gantry Music/Roniger Music/Jericat Music
Performance Credits: Trent Jeffcoat-vocals, Sam Cooper-everything else
Label Credits: Red Heart Records
Description
Short Song Description:
Joking about joking around.
Metadata
Song Length 2:37
Primary Genre Country-Rockabilly
Tempo / Feel Country-Rock
Tempo / Feel Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1 Silliness
Mood 1 Jovial
Language English
Lyrics
CAN'T MAKE A JOKE
music and words by Chris Gantry, Jon Roniger and Sam Cooper © 2010
615-469-4067 jericat@yahoo.com

Now I'm in a feud,
I had words with some big dude.
We'd get along if only he,
Would share a drink and a doob with me.

I can't help it if his wife is fat,
I was only kidding when I said that,
It ain't worth startin' World War Three,
If I cant make a joke, then this joke's on me.

He said "Them thar's fightin' words,
She's just big boned, I think she's perdy,
You better take it back,
Or I'm gonna whoop your big mouth ass."

I's just having a little bit a fun,
I weren't tryin' to hurt no one,
If you're fixin' to beat me black and blue,
If I can't make a joke, then the joke's on you.

Serious whites and serious blacks,
As serious as a heart attack,
There's a girl at the bar with a serious rack,
Don't anybody ever wanna get happy?
Serious Muslims, Serious Jews,
Serious nuns in them Catholic schools,
Serious terrorists in the air,
Serious bombs in their underwear,
Serious Cyrus, serious Swift,
In 20 years, they'll need a serious lift.
Serious left and serious right,
With intern and call girl appetites.
Serious athletes, serious falls,
Tiger had some serious balls.
Serious this and serious that,
I seriously just don't give a crap.

Better loosen up that attitude,
If you can't take a joke then the joke's on you,
It ain't worth startin' World War Three,
If I can't make a joke, then the joke's on me.